Anne Hathaway in pale pink Prada at the Oscars: pretty or kind of trashy?

OK, I think I’m ready to talk about Anne Hathaway’s nips now. My caffeine has kicked in and I’m getting into the Oscar coverage groove. OK. Sigh. Here’s the thing: Anne Hathaway was supposed to wear Valentino. Everybody made a really big deal about how Anne was going to wear a special Valentino gown, likely designed personally for her because of her relationship with Valentino and because Mr. Valentino designed her wedding gown last year. And then she showed up in this pale pink Prada gown, which… I can actually see how this gown would be her “fallback” gown, something relatively safe if nothing better came along. But I really wonder what happened with the Valentino gown. Was there some kind of design disaster? Did Annie throw some kind of massive hissy fit over a bad gown? Unknown.

But here’s what we got – a Prada gown which looked super-wrinkled within minutes on the red carpet. A Prada gown which wasn’t the right color for someone so pale. A gown which looked like an apron from the back. A gown with ridiculous darting on the bust, making the viewer’s eye go down to Anne’s bust. I really don’t know if it was the darting, or if Anne was just incredibly cold on the red carpet. Whatever it was, Anne’s Nips are now a thing. They have a twitter account. They were bouncing all over the place. Incidentally, I saw some complaints that she wasn’t wearing a bra or a more structured gown which would have kept her tatas in place – that doesn’t piss me off as much as the sheer fact that Anne’s nips completely overshadowed her Oscar win.

As for Annie’s win… well, I said what I wanted to say last night. I’m happy that she finally got her Oscar. I hope she goes away for a little bit and we don’t have to deal with her for a few months. I’ll say something nice too: everything above the nips looked great. She had great makeup and I loved her hair and I adored her backwards necklace.

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